Imagine having braces during the apocalypse. no one can take your braces off. And you just have to accept that you’ll have braces forever.

i want a novel focused around a character with braces during the apocalypse and the entire plot of the story revolves around their search for an orthodontist who is still alive and they sort of accidentally save the world in the process

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hue jackman


i showed this to my sister and she slapped me

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will: fuck you hannibal
chilton: its fucking hannibal
jack: its fucking hannibal
abel: what the fuck hannibal
alana: lets fuck hannibal
aw that sucks :( —me as a professional therapist  (via losergirlfriend)

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"anti distinctly minty"

It’s a red tide, Lester, this life of ours. The shit they make us eat day after day, the boss, the wife, etc, wearing us down, if you don’t stand up to it, let ‘em know you’re an ape, deep down where it counts, you’re just going to get washed away. Fargo 1x1: The Crocodile’s Dilemma

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Can we just take a minute to appreciate these two. 

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He has his lip scar because he impaled it on his braces!



He told us at OZCON

Well that’s the most un-rock and roll story ever. 

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other girls: make-up, clothes, boys, hair, gossip, tanning salons
me: the chesapeake ripper
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